she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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