dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He has the fingertips of a God
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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