:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
