We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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