what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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