Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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