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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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