Nicole vs. Life
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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