fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My vagina just clenched in fear
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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