Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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