He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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