Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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