i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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