with your own penis?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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