I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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