when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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