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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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