Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
two words: eviction party
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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