they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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