try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Randomize
