Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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