we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
barbara walters just said penis...
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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