tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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