drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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