i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Me too!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
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The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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