you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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