My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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