Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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