Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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