I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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third nipple confirmed
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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