If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.