OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?