ADVERTISEMENT

• (310): View more from California

  my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.

  Fav 9 1596 1771

  share tweet
  

• (248): View more from Michigan

  apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference

  Fav 33 6971 1571

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame

  Fav 11 1155 3384

  share tweet
  

• (973): View more from New Jersey

  would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?

  Fav 20 4156 916

  share tweet
  
• 

  These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (931): View more from Tennessee

  After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.

  (1-931): View more from Tennessee

  That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!

  Fav 17 1255 4936

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.

  Fav 6 4313 994

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am

  Fav 4 1212 1946

  share tweet
  

• (248): View more from Michigan

  Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.

  Fav 3 916 1589

  share tweet
  

• (630): View more from Illinois

  Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Most creative movie date proposition... ever.

  Fav 6 2189 1355

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (585): View more from New York

  I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.

  (1-585): View more from New York

  I regret none of it.

  Fav 8 1393 537

  share tweet
  

• (314): View more from Missouri

  Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.

  Fav 2 567 1105

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (702): View more from Nevada

  I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  How does that even work?

  Fav 5 780 552

  share tweet
  

• (310): View more from California

  I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.

  Fav 2 857 511

  share tweet
  

• (607): View more from New York

  Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?

  (1-607): View more from New York

  I think so and I think we were sober.

  Fav 2 973 528

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (231): View more from Michigan

  Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.

  Fav 5 569 454

  share tweet
  

Randomize