His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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