i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
where does the pee come out of this thing
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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