Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(613): View more from Ontario

no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.

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(313): View more from Michigan

he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with

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(732): View more from New Jersey

thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum

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(850): View more from Florida

your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth

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(720): View more from Colorado

A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night

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(662): View more from Mississippi

he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.

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