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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

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  You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time

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• (650): View more from California

  im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"

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• (518): View more from New York

  he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children

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• (631): View more from New York

  How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?

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