chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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