well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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