She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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