hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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