the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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