Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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