i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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