hotel room ftw
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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