The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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