i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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