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one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
home. puking in laundry basket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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