I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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did you just send me my own nude
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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