I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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