Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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