I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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