I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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