I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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