this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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