thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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